Last night Mr 6 came and jumped on my bed.
Mr 6: I think I have eczema
Me : You don't have eczema
Mr 6: But B has eczema
Me : That's because B's dad has eczema. Your parents don't have eczema.
Mr 6 : Well what do you have then?
Me : I don't have anything. I'm perfectly fine.
Mr 6 : Then what caused your brain damage?
I sincerely hope he was talking about my recent spate of headaches :)