Conversations With A 6 Year Old

Last night Mr 6 came and jumped on my bed.

Mr 6: I think I have eczema

Me : You don't have eczema

Mr 6: But B has eczema

Me : That's because B's dad has eczema. Your parents don't have eczema.

Mr 6 : Well what do you have then?

Me : I don't have anything. I'm perfectly fine.

Mr 6 : Then what caused your brain damage?

I sincerely hope he was talking about my recent spate of headaches :)